[From Cyrano de Bergerac's L'autre monde, ou les états et empires de la lune (1657). To read the original French, click 'keep reading' below.]
I attached to my body a number of phials filled with dew, and the heat of the sun that attracts them raised me up so high, that in the end I found myself up above the highest clouds. But since this attraction caused me to rise too quickly, and instead of drawing closer to the moon as I had anticipated, it seemed to me further than it had been at my departure, I broke several of my phials, until I felt that my weight surpassed the attraction and I descended towards the earth.
My impression was not at all incorrect, for I fell back down some time after, and judging from the time that I left, it should now have been the middle of the night. However, I recognized that the sun was still at its highest point above the horizon, and that it was noon. I leave it to you to imagine how surprised I was: certainly, I was so surprised that, not knowing to what I should attribute this miracle, I had the insolence to imagine that, in recognition of my hardiness, God had once again fixed the sun in the heavens, in order to enlighten such an important endeavor.
What increased my surprise was that I did not recognize the country where I was, seeing that it seemed to me that, having risen straight up, I should have come down in the same place from which I had left. Outfitted as I was, I set off towards a thatch-roofed inn, from which I saw smoke rising. And I was barely a pistol's shot away when I found myself surrounded by a great number of savages. They seemed very surprised to meet me, as I was, I believe, the first person they had ever seen dressed in bottles. And to confound still further any interpretations that they might have given to this equipment, they saw that in walking I barely touched the earth at all...
I wanted to confront them, but, as if their fear had transformed them into birds, they quickly disappeared into the neighboring forest. Nevertheless I caught one of them, whose legs had no doubt betrayed his body. I asked him, with much difficulty (for I was out of breath), how far we were from Paris, since when people went around naked in France, and why they ran away from me with such fright. This man to whom I spoke was olive-skinned and elderly, and he threw himself right away at my feet. He clasped his hands in the air behind his head, opened his mouth and closed his eyes. He mumbled for quite some time, but I could not make out anything he was saying, so that I took his language for the babbling of a mute.
Some time later, I saw a company of soldiers arrive, beating their drums, and I noticed two of them breaking away from the group to come and greet me. When they were close enough to be heard, I asked them where I was.
--You are in France, they replied. But what the devil has brought you into such a state? And how come we don't know you? Have the ships arrived? Are you going to notify the governor? And why have you put your eau de vie in so many bottles?
To all of this, I replied that it was not the devil who brought me into such a state; that they did not know me, because they could not know everyone; that I didn't know that the Seine could accommodate ships; that I had nothing to tell M. Montbazon; and that I was not carrying any eau de vie.
--Alright, they said, taking me by the arm, you want to joke around?
The governor will know about you, he will!
They took me towards their group, saying this, and I learned from them that I was in France, but I was not in Europe: I was in New France.